These aren't in any particular order...


The Clone in Hell page.


alt.stupidity must invade Mars!!!!!
Bill on Mars
Forbidden Planet
Incidentally, Shakespeare's The Tempest was the inspiration for Forbidden Planet.
Planet Proctor


A company I once worked for sent me to Japan to train on some new computer technology. It cost them thousands of dollars for that 11-day trip. (It was company policy to spend big bucks when sending their representatives overseas--even when said rep is a lowly technical writer.) When I returned, I was full of knowledge and enthusiasm. I was ready to write manuals and set up service training seminars. But nobody was interested. All they wanted was a report summarizing my trip. Not wanting it to be a total loss, I wrote that report--which was dry and technical--then wrote this unofficial report for my friends and cow orkers.

(but not of barsoom)

I continue to lurk in though I have an idea of what's going on.


I couldn't decide whether to categorize alt.stupidity as a place or a thing. I think for those of us who go there often, it's a place. So is alt.stupidity.spatch.

Firehead Link

For awhile, I'd forgotten where Antelope Freeway was. But then Whatzisname gave me directions.

Mouth Figurines

This is lunacy coming right atcha.

My Ancestor was a Brontosaurus

This place has more Wilkinsons than you can shake a clone at.


Do you like music from the '50s and '60s? Catch The Wanderer.


What, Me Worry?.

That link is broken. But then, Mad Magazine has sold out to Madison Avenue. Woe, woe, woe. The bastards finally won. If Bill Gaines was alive today, he'd be rolling over in his grave. Here is a similar opinion.

If Phillip Jose Farmer, Kenneth Robeson, and Edgar Rice Burroughs Got Into a Fight, Who Would Win?

If Doc Savage and Tarzan got into a fight, who would win?

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Bill Wilkinson's Heath Company Page.

Your boss has been standing behind your back and watching you for the past twenty minutes.